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Patchman:Simple Pleasures Patchman:Simple Pleasures

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

XP good times

love the visine insert thar, best commercial evah XD

SS - Keys of our Past SS - Keys of our Past

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I can (like 99.9%) honestly say I've never learned anything from Newgrounds till now. Yes, I love newgrounds, but it's entertainment XP Gawds, if classes all did this, imagine just how much more kids would pay attention D: (scary, I know) Though why did it eat up the last bit of the 'learning tiems' with the end credits and music!? I wanted to hear it T3T

RiverJordan responds:

Shit it's still doing that?! Eff, i thought i fixed it. I absolutely have no idea then...

To watch the end of it, go on Youtube (there's a link on the preloader) and watch the rest, im sorry about that.

Bear Bear Bear Bear

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Oh abandonment . . . :(

lol, you'd think she'd have learned from that dream. poor bear has too many abandonment issues T^T horrendously lovely animation, I think my eyes popped out XP In league with that skary children one :P

I only took one star off cause you tortured the poor bear so XD
(maybe that will keep the bear from mauling me D: I love you bear, really! )

Recent Game Reviews

BearBound BearBound

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Fun, but could use a couple adjustments

If you had a save point somehow that would let you start where you last left off would be nice. Instead of after every acheivement you have to start from the beginning. And maybe have the bear collect things, like fish or stuff to make a house (does he really find his own house?! I never found one T^T) Possibly some antifreeze to help him stay protected from the blizzard if he's caught in the open, or little calender day blocks that help stave off the blizzard longer (since it comes so often during play :|)

Maybe even something extra with the badger (I think that's what's in the den?) like maybe they do different things here and there, like one likes him too much and he runs out or something.

All in all good game, that was my biggest thing on this game was a possible save point ;)

Anika's Odyssey Anika's Odyssey

Rated 5 / 5 stars

luff it!

The artwork was really great! And the animation was quite good too ;3 Yeah, I could imagine this as a DS game, you should see if they want to buy it, haha! It was simple and hard all at the same time. :D For the most part I got it, but the ramp part was tricky for me (that's all I looked at though! I did the rest by myself)

For everyone else who get stuck between a rock and a hard place, here's a walkthrough.... 1/anikas_odyssey.php#walkthrough

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The Impossible Quiz The Impossible Quiz

Rated 4 / 5 stars

So evil

Yet it makes you want to win so bad. My scores are everywhere because, well cause that's how the game is, lol. It's all kind of everything! It's like they made this as some weird entry in a game you had to use every type of thing you could think of. The questions on here are so differing. Some make sense and you can see why it would have that answer ( it took me forever to realise the polo question was about the t-shirt, though I saw the answer on the cheats and didn't realize why, just went along with it) but some of them are really weird and you wouldn't guess the answer prolly without looking on cheats or clicking every possibility and then going back after you've died fifty times through all the questions up to the one you haven't done yet. All very tedious, yes? NO, wrong answer, game over!! Lol. Ah, where was I? Yes. Like the one about giving the liver to someone and it's the filthy romanians, or the one about what's in shampoo, and it had baby champs and human faeces or something odd like that. The one I currently am really hating right now is the question where you have to put the people in descending order, not enough time! I guess the best way would be to write it down on paper first and then try? The last five to ten or so questions are equally enraging as those are all bombs (haven't got that far cause of the order one, but I know cause the blessed, blessed cheats, oh thank you people who put in loads of [un]wasted time for that, lol) For some reason, though, I've been able to memorize the answers very well, even without playing it six trillion times, and not because of the cheats either! The only time I use those (because I hate to use them unless absolutely necessary) is if it's one of those weird questions you couldn't possibly, within basic logic, know without doing so. Fun to show your freinds though. Spread the animosity. Muahahahaha!

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